The excitement is at its peak: the carrier has just given you a delivery date!
After months of searching and weeks of waiting, the long-awaited Miss Love Doll has arrived. In 2024, ordering a custom-made doll is a bit like set and forget.
Now a modern Zen monk, tired from a hard day's work and obsessed with the big parcel, you rush to it.
The next day, you see the tragedy.
In this article, we'll talk about mistakes we've all made one day when you received your first doll. The goal? To avoid them.
It's also an opportunity to dismantle a few preconceived ideas that I hope will help you make a better choice.
Alas, if this were true, we'd know. A love doll is a bit like a car, from the most entry-level brands to the biggest sedans, all of which start up in the morning and go for a certain number of kilometers, which vary according to series and use.
The difference in price is often due to the finishes and materials used.. You've got to admit that a leather steering wheel is more expensive than plastic. Nevertheless, it's a functional steering wheel.
A silicone or TPE doll is a fragile object that need to be handled with all the care our little plastic works of art deserve! Key points to watch out for:
Choose shaded storage areas instead of direct sunlight. A better location, closed shutters, protective clothing or a plaid are all ways of reducing UV aggression.
Your doll doesn't drink water or use moisturizer or UV protection, so the sun's aggression reduces its life and dries out its TPE or silicone.
Lift rather than rub. As we know and read everywhere, a doll is heavy. The temptation to make it slide rubbing on a sheet is very hard on our little vertebrae. Don't do it!
The skeleton is the keystone of your love doll, to break it is to condemn it unless you're a motivated do-it-yourselfer with a soft spot for love (it's harder to repair in that case).
In the vast majority of cases, your doll's skeleton is made up of tubes welded to joints. Too much leverage on these welds and it's a snap. Make sure your levers are consistent, even if it's more physical.
Moving a doll around an apartment or a house is a bit like flying an albatross down a corridor - it's got a big wingspan. Before moving it, visualize the arrival, clear everything in its path, its holiness must pass and no one can stand in its way!
Open doors and position hands so that fingers are not at risk.
All you have to do is look after his feet.
Plan your arrival position from the outset to protect yourself. If you fall, everyone will get hurt, so it's a good idea to accept that you'll lose a little time.
Right out of the box!
If you've chosen the stand-up option, you'll need to pay particular attention to one point. If you didn't take the stand-up option, RIP, this article can convince you of this strategic error.
The first thing you'll want to do once the doll is in your arms is put her on her feet. But don't do it.
Beforehand make sureto adjust the screws correctly under her feet. To do this, take your doll out of the cardboard box and lay her down.
Loosen the screws sufficiently to allow them to take the full weight of your doll, and not its TPE or silicone.
It's not always obvious, especially when everything has to be uncovered, but your doll's TPE should not be compressed on the floor. It's the screws that have to bear the load, and ideally the TPE should touch, or even "levitate". This way, you'll avoid some poor insect dying under your doll's feet during your three-week summer vacation.
Check regularly. We tend to turn our doll involuntarily on its heels to adjust its standing position. The screws will progressively move in and out of their seats as you perform the same movements over and over again.
Checking periodically will avoid breaking a screw at the end of its travel, or tearing the soles of your feet because they are too far in.
With silicone dolls, it's possible in most cases to opt for harder silicone feet. The idea is to get rid of the unsightly and sometimes injurious screws, to have nice, realistic, solid feet, and to be able to wear stockings without ruining them.
So much for theory. In practice, unless you know exactly what you're doing, the bulk of your love doll's weight is on her heels. In the middle of a heatwave, you've sweated your ass off just to get her out of the shower. So we don't blame you if the feet aren't perfectly positioned.
Still, a hard silicone heel placed a little violently on the floor with a doll weighing 30 kilos or more is almost guaranteed to pierce it within two minutes. At the same time, you had to breathe before collapsing with your heavy doll, which brings us to point number three.
You may be a strong man, but it's still her who's going to give you a hard time in the end. Possibly right from the start. In fact, she's already robbed you of 2,000 euros in just a few glances, that's how powerful she is.
Forget about "I work out", "I work out", etc ... A silicone or TPE doll is heavy, bulky, fragile and impractical to carry - it's dead weight. So, before you buy a 40 kg doll, go and lift one or two bags of cement for me, and then we'll talk.
To give you an idea, a standard-sized dishwasher weighs around 50 kilos. Can you imagine moving it on a daily basis?
Handling a heavy doll without damage is first and foremost a matter of skill. gravity center management and nervousness. Feeling flabby? Now's not the time to move it, because taking care of a big one is like stepping into a ring.
Make sure you arrive warmed up, motivated and hydrated, otherwise the little one will knock you out mentally and physically as soon as the box is delivered.
Take the time to prepare the ground with your new host. This advice applies especially for TPE dolls which usually arrive thirsty for oil. Find out more in this article around hydration with oil, which is the water of TPE dolls.
This short text, the source of which is here allowsimage what's going on inside the body of your freshly oiled TPE doll. Applying kerosene oil won't deeply moisturize your doll in three days.
To give you an idea, here's a concrete experiment I did on my TPE 6YE Ma(ï)ko doll:
So soon out of the box, the lady will have received around 250 ml of kerosene oil in August 2019.
It's March 2020, eight long months after the VSE stabilized. During this time, the TPE softened without the need for additional oil.
For the record, this doll is in near-perfect condition, even the face make-up is original. She has never suffered any tears, even with intense activity, and that's putting it mildly.
Of course, in the meantime, she'll have received a few thin coats of regular oil as she showers. Pay particular attention to stressed areas such as groins, armpits and especially orifices.
After almost two months in an oil-absorbing cardboard box, in the middle of summer, often crammed into a train, miss TPE needs oil. Go to the shower, then the first phase of generous moisturizing, don't forget the orifices, but avoid make-up, as the oil blurs it.
Don't hesitate to repeat the operation several times over several days. You've waited two months, you can wait a few more days.
Remember, oiling your doll, especially in the early months, is a bit like brushing your teeth. It only works if you do it regularly. The break-in phase should be gentle, so don't overdo it and lubricate generously.
You've just spent a considerable amount of money on your sweetheart, so please don't be stingy with a 5-euro lubricant. Foreplay on a doll starts with filling the orifice(s) you want, and I mean filling.
It doesn't matter if it's a bit overflowing and flops flop. Take care of this hot and humid place that's likely to get you hooked, especially on TPE.
Immediately ban all alcohol- and silicone-based lubricants, especially for TPE dolls. Use as much as possible, even on silicone dolls, water-based lubricants.
If, like me, you've had enough of bottles of X or Y well-known brands, and find that the sensations aren't top-notch, then switch to fisting-type lubricants. A good lubricant can literally change everything and reveal your doll's full sexual potential.
Before sending in the big guns, a little training is in order. Imagine a rubber band stretched to the limit, and you come along with a knife that's not sharp enough to cut it.
Now imagine the same elastic stretched out - it will be difficult to cut, because its elasticity makes it more resilient. This is exactly what happens with your doll's orifices.
If an orifice is wide open and visibly under tension, do not use it.If you don't, you run the risk of generating an initial small cut that will eventually grow larger. This applies to both silicone and TPE dolls.
Depending on your love doll's morphology, simply changing the position or inclination of the legs will modify the opening of X or Y orifice.
To put it simply:
Obviously, you don't choose to go left or right, but you can at least choose how to introduce yourself.
Putting the ports under tension, even when tight, because you're leaning too far to the left or right increases the chance of cracks.
With a few consistent positions, if necessary a proper TPE interview and a few reflexes, you can still have more than a little fun and let loose, but first ...
Taking care of a doll and playing with it takes time and is not at all natural. At first, it's all frustration: she's too small, too heavy, too X, and after the first wedding night, it can be a rude awakening.
Taking the time to discover its possibilities, to reasonably test your limits and acquire rigorous routines will save you. You'll have plenty of time to gradually ease off as you better understand how to use them properly.
The vast majority of love doll owners have experienced these frustrating situations, and some have gone into a rage right away. Then, after the discomfort, the magic zone appeared, and the miracle happened. The miss turned out to be a great everyday companion and an excellent lover.
The charm has often taken hold beyond what you could even have imagined, the piece of art shows its face and soothes just because it's there, the story can then begin, you're playing with the doll.
The excitement is at its peak: the carrier has just given you a delivery date!
After months of searching and weeks of waiting, the long-awaited Miss Love Doll has arrived. In 2024, ordering a custom-made doll is a bit like set and forget.
Now a modern Zen monk, tired from a hard day's work and obsessed with the big parcel, you rush to it.
The next day, you see the tragedy.
In this article, we'll talk about mistakes we've all made one day when you received your first doll. The goal? To avoid them.
It's also an opportunity to dismantle a few preconceived ideas that I hope will help you make a better choice.
Alas, if this were true, we'd know. A love doll is a bit like a car, from the most entry-level brands to the biggest sedans, all of which start up in the morning and go for a certain number of kilometers, which vary according to series and use.
The difference in price is often due to the finishes and materials used.. You've got to admit that a leather steering wheel is more expensive than plastic. Nevertheless, it's a functional steering wheel.
A silicone or TPE doll is a fragile object that need to be handled with all the care our little plastic works of art deserve! Key points to watch out for:
Choose shaded storage areas instead of direct sunlight. A better location, closed shutters, protective clothing or a plaid are all ways of reducing UV aggression.
Your doll doesn't drink water or use moisturizer or UV protection, so the sun's aggression reduces its life and dries out its TPE or silicone.
Lift rather than rub. As we know and read everywhere, a doll is heavy. The temptation to make it slide rubbing on a sheet is very hard on our little vertebrae. Don't do it!
The skeleton is the keystone of your love doll, to break it is to condemn it unless you're a motivated do-it-yourselfer with a soft spot for love (it's harder to repair in that case).
In the vast majority of cases, your doll's skeleton is made up of tubes welded to joints. Too much leverage on these welds and it's a snap. Make sure your levers are consistent, even if it's more physical.
Moving a doll around an apartment or a house is a bit like flying an albatross down a corridor - it's got a big wingspan. Before moving it, visualize the arrival, clear everything in its path, its holiness must pass and no one can stand in its way!
Open doors and position hands so that fingers are not at risk.
All you have to do is look after his feet.
Plan your arrival position from the outset to protect yourself. If you fall, everyone will get hurt, so it's a good idea to accept that you'll lose a little time.
Right out of the box!
If you've chosen the stand-up option, you'll need to pay particular attention to one point. If you didn't take the stand-up option, RIP, this article can convince you of this strategic error.
The first thing you'll want to do once the doll is in your arms is put her on her feet. But don't do it.
Beforehand make sureto adjust the screws correctly under her feet. To do this, take your doll out of the cardboard box and lay her down.
Loosen the screws sufficiently to allow them to take the full weight of your doll, and not its TPE or silicone.
It's not always obvious, especially when everything has to be uncovered, but your doll's TPE should not be compressed on the floor. It's the screws that have to bear the load, and ideally the TPE should touch, or even "levitate". This way, you'll avoid some poor insect dying under your doll's feet during your three-week summer vacation.
Check regularly. We tend to turn our doll involuntarily on its heels to adjust its standing position. The screws will progressively move in and out of their seats as you perform the same movements over and over again.
Checking periodically will avoid breaking a screw at the end of its travel, or tearing the soles of your feet because they are too far in.
With silicone dolls, it's possible in most cases to opt for harder silicone feet. The idea is to get rid of the unsightly and sometimes injurious screws, to have nice, realistic, solid feet, and to be able to wear stockings without ruining them.
So much for theory. In practice, unless you know exactly what you're doing, the bulk of your love doll's weight is on her heels. In the middle of a heatwave, you've sweated your ass off just to get her out of the shower. So we don't blame you if the feet aren't perfectly positioned.
Still, a hard silicone heel placed a little violently on the floor with a doll weighing 30 kilos or more is almost guaranteed to pierce it within two minutes. At the same time, you had to breathe before collapsing with your heavy doll, which brings us to point number three.
You may be a strong man, but it's still her who's going to give you a hard time in the end. Possibly right from the start. In fact, she's already robbed you of 2,000 euros in just a few glances, that's how powerful she is.
Forget about "I work out", "I work out", etc ... A silicone or TPE doll is heavy, bulky, fragile and impractical to carry - it's dead weight. So, before you buy a 40 kg doll, go and lift one or two bags of cement for me, and then we'll talk.
To give you an idea, a standard-sized dishwasher weighs around 50 kilos. Can you imagine moving it on a daily basis?
Handling a heavy doll without damage is first and foremost a matter of skill. gravity center management and nervousness. Feeling flabby? Now's not the time to move it, because taking care of a big one is like stepping into a ring.
Make sure you arrive warmed up, motivated and hydrated, otherwise the little one will knock you out mentally and physically as soon as the box is delivered.
Take the time to prepare the ground with your new host. This advice applies especially for TPE dolls which usually arrive thirsty for oil. Find out more in this article around hydration with oil, which is the water of TPE dolls.
This short text, the source of which is here allowsimage what's going on inside the body of your freshly oiled TPE doll. Applying kerosene oil won't deeply moisturize your doll in three days.
To give you an idea, here's a concrete experiment I did on my TPE 6YE Ma(ï)ko doll:
So soon out of the box, the lady will have received around 250 ml of kerosene oil in August 2019.
It's March 2020, eight long months after the VSE stabilized. During this time, the TPE softened without the need for additional oil.
For the record, this doll is in near-perfect condition, even the face make-up is original. She has never suffered any tears, even with intense activity, and that's putting it mildly.
Of course, in the meantime, she'll have received a few thin coats of regular oil as she showers. Pay particular attention to stressed areas such as groins, armpits and especially orifices.
After almost two months in an oil-absorbing cardboard box, in the middle of summer, often crammed into a train, miss TPE needs oil. Go to the shower, then the first phase of generous moisturizing, don't forget the orifices, but avoid make-up, as the oil blurs it.
Don't hesitate to repeat the operation several times over several days. You've waited two months, you can wait a few more days.
Remember, oiling your doll, especially in the early months, is a bit like brushing your teeth. It only works if you do it regularly. The break-in phase should be gentle, so don't overdo it and lubricate generously.
You've just spent a considerable amount of money on your sweetheart, so please don't be stingy with a 5-euro lubricant. Foreplay on a doll starts with filling the orifice(s) you want, and I mean filling.
It doesn't matter if it's a bit overflowing and flops flop. Take care of this hot and humid place that's likely to get you hooked, especially on TPE.
Immediately ban all alcohol- and silicone-based lubricants, especially for TPE dolls. Use as much as possible, even on silicone dolls, water-based lubricants.
If, like me, you've had enough of bottles of X or Y well-known brands, and find that the sensations aren't top-notch, then switch to fisting-type lubricants. A good lubricant can literally change everything and reveal your doll's full sexual potential.
Before sending in the big guns, a little training is in order. Imagine a rubber band stretched to the limit, and you come along with a knife that's not sharp enough to cut it.
Now imagine the same elastic stretched out - it will be difficult to cut, because its elasticity makes it more resilient. This is exactly what happens with your doll's orifices.
If an orifice is wide open and visibly under tension, do not use it.If you don't, you run the risk of generating an initial small cut that will eventually grow larger. This applies to both silicone and TPE dolls.
Depending on your love doll's morphology, simply changing the position or inclination of the legs will modify the opening of X or Y orifice.
To put it simply:
Obviously, you don't choose to go left or right, but you can at least choose how to introduce yourself.
Putting the ports under tension, even when tight, because you're leaning too far to the left or right increases the chance of cracks.
With a few consistent positions, if necessary a proper TPE interview and a few reflexes, you can still have more than a little fun and let loose, but first ...
Taking care of a doll and playing with it takes time and is not at all natural. At first, it's all frustration: she's too small, too heavy, too X, and after the first wedding night, it can be a rude awakening.
Taking the time to discover its possibilities, to reasonably test your limits and acquire rigorous routines will save you. You'll have plenty of time to gradually ease off as you better understand how to use them properly.
The vast majority of love doll owners have experienced these frustrating situations, and some have gone into a rage right away. Then, after the discomfort, the magic zone appeared, and the miracle happened. The miss turned out to be a great everyday companion and an excellent lover.
The charm has often taken hold beyond what you could even have imagined, the piece of art shows its face and soothes just because it's there, the story can then begin, you're playing with the doll.
